"In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have been able to demonstrate that if we drink one quart of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one quart of Escherichia coli ( the E. Coli bacteria that is found in feces). In other words, we are consuming 1 quart of poop.
However, (and many of us will be glad to hear this), we do nut run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, or other liquors. Alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering, and fermenting.
So remember: water is poop; wine is health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, thant to drink water and be full of shit."
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2 comments:
hehe - AMEN!
HA!
If only I actually liked wine... :) Guess I'll always be full of shit! *sigh*
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